gay sex

i did it guys

mrsdaveegbert:

i got john to let me touch his willy

his throbbing beef truncheon was inside of my mouth, fucking it like a forty year old virgin who just bought his first prostitute

egbert jr was launching baby batter like an infant on his highchair who doesnt want to eat his pees

but we put a plastic back around that baby so its ok there wasnt too much of a mess

he didnt touch me back but thats ok well get there next. no need to be impatient. the important thing here is i am  officially a cock sucker 

hell yes

doesnt get more gay than dave motherfucking strider

remember when this blog was actually kind of in character and not just porn

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today has been the best day of summer yet

mrsdaveegbert:

not only did john touch my dick

his dick touched my dick

doesnt get much better than this

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ahahahahah memories

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wow im at 30 followers i feel like i should reward you guys by telling you about the hot sex me and john have

mrsdaveegbert:

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remember way back when

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((fffffffffffffffff im so done yeah i deleted it and now i cant get it back OTL i could try to rewrite it from memory maybe?????????????????))

okay so a list of places me and john are gonna fuck

• fridge
• dryer
• ghost buster pogo
• futon
• dad’s bed
• stairs
• roof
• shower
• kitchen

margaretmoonlights said: lets hate fuck

but i have a boyfriend

im sorry but i dont think hed appreciate me sleeping around who knows what kind of stds you might have

stair sex

usually johns likes to keep his dick away from my mouth but after i gave him that nice blow job during the roof sex he decided that it was high time he “pay me back” i told him “thats dumb i love having your dick in my mouth. i love it as much as you love it being in my mouth. there is nothing to repay” but he insisted. plus hes never really given me a “proper” blow job before so this is kind of a huge step in our relationship

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len-yan:

repaint of an old picture. i started this one in november but i wasn’t happy with it so i put it away. today i came back to it and finished. the last hour of work is documented on ls (the ls was longer but i must’ve DC’ed).

big thanks go to kowaikitsuneartist for being awesome and writing me a fanfic in the ls chat! also hugs for everyone who came. i had a great time with you guys^^

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rockompreg:

mrsdaveegbert:

rockompreg said: You remembered <3

remembered what

I started talking to you when you posted hellokitty condoms and i made a joke about them

ahahaha thats right i remember that

i still have those

somewhere

rockompreg said: You remembered <3

remembered what

leloumbrela:

whoops i uh.

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dear god make it stop

someone get the fucking salt please

yeah youre right about the first part

but last i checked friendship has nothing to do with relaying details of passionate coitus in random places

and if it does boy have i been doing this whole friendship thing wrong i guess i should go apologize to rose and jade for leaving out them out of the loops when it comes to my sex life